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Freedom Skate Book: 2nd Avenue and 81st Street – Chapter 4

Chapter 4: 2nd Avenue and 81st Street   ******************** Somewhere in Harlem, New York, NY. September 5th, 2010 11:45 PM   D Hussain   “CRASH!”   I winced as I felt the frame of our 1989 Fleetwood Flair shudder above yet another massive pothole. It felt funny to be so protective of “The Freedom Mobile;” [...]

Freedom Skate Book: A Burning Man – Chapter 3

Chapter 3: A Burning Man     ******************** Harder Mountain, Interlaken, Switzerland – April 24th, 2009 – 4:15 PM “Oh ho! Ho! Austin’s crazy! You crazy, man! Just realize that we’re not gonna rescue your crazy a**, if you fall down this mountain!”   Twain was laughing and scolding me, but it was obvious that [...]

Oh the places you’ll go!

After he made it through, I marched up to the window (still in skates) and said the one liner that really captures this entire tour: